Satzodven is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, effective owl.

Satzodven created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Satzodven, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Satzodven, he will curse you with boils.

Satzodven's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Satzodven's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never pray while filled with fear.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Never allow rats to sleep beneath your roof.