Cibruttlop is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful cat.

Cibruttlop created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibruttlop, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cibruttlop, she will make you grow a tail.

Cibruttlop's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cibruttlop's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cibruttlop six times a day.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Never remain standing at dawn.

4. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.