Cidnegarn is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless narwhal.

Cidnegarn created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Cidnegarn, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cidnegarn, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cidnegarn's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cidnegarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.