Hadkopont is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable armadillo.

Hadkopont created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadkopont, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hadkopont, it will turn you into a goat.

Hadkopont's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Hadkopont's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Hadkopont in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near cats while wearing yellow stockings and balancing seven zinc spheres on your face.

4. Never leap in the presence of elders.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.