Pakjopwat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-assured centaur.

Pakjopwat created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakjopwat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pakjopwat, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pakjopwat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pakjopwat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Pakjopwat first in all things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Hide from cyan snails for they are unholy.