Dadzigcatbossloggighim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, selfish hyena.

Dadzigcatbossloggighim created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadzigcatbossloggighim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dadzigcatbossloggighim, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dadzigcatbossloggighim's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dadzigcatbossloggighim's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

4. Never feed lots of apples to aardvarks while wearing cyan skirts.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.