Bodtenpag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, stupid penguin.

Bodtenpag created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodtenpag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bodtenpag, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bodtenpag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bodtenpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Do not prepare limes while filled with anger.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bodtenpag.

5. Never jump in holy places.