Bugsugquam is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic manatee.

Bugsugquam created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugsugquam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bugsugquam, he will turn you into a plant.

Bugsugquam's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bugsugquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never gather eight dogs near wells.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never stain your back with purple.