Bunrawxem is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, annoying duck.

Bunrawxem created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunrawxem, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bunrawxem, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bunrawxem's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bunrawxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place beans upon stone.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Retreat if six moths approach from the south.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never speak at midnight.