Caplamlog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid mink.

Caplamlog created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Caplamlog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Caplamlog, it will be very unhappy.

Caplamlog's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Caplamlog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Caplamlog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never mix carrots with blood.

5. Never wear green ear rings on sacred days.