Hivadhombestwigrigbat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring hedgehog.

Hivadhombestwigrigbat created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivadhombestwigrigbat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hivadhombestwigrigbat, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hivadhombestwigrigbat's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hivadhombestwigrigbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to nine before sleeping.

2. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hivadhombestwigrigbat.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Hivadhombestwigrigbat.

5. Never look in ponds.