Botquatwad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong coyote.

Botquatwad created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botquatwad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Botquatwad, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Botquatwad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Botquatwad's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not record numbers concerning nebulae.

5. Never hurt capybaras.