Govkimflandad is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, tranquil monkey.

Govkimflandad created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govkimflandad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Govkimflandad, he will cry a lot.

Govkimflandad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Govkimflandad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six voles approach from the east.

2. Do not take Govkimflandad's name in vain.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never allow frogs to witness sacred rites.