Paglarpsom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient hydra.

Paglarpsom created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paglarpsom, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Paglarpsom, he will turn you into a rat.

Paglarpsom's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Paglarpsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning planets.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Hide if eight seals approach from the north.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Do not name children after capybaras.