Flowcedtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, emotional sheep.

Flowcedtaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowcedtaf, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flowcedtaf, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flowcedtaf's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Flowcedtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not place lentils upon stone.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Retreat if seven birds approach from the west.

5. Flowcedtaf loves mice, so they must be honoured.