Pagmotran is a god.

He takes the form of a large, charitable toad.

Pagmotran created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagmotran, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pagmotran, he will ignore you.

Pagmotran's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Pagmotran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Worship no other gods but Pagmotran.

4. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

5. Do not shave your hands.