Hingun is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, humorless goat.

Hingun created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hingun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hingun, she will destroy your home solar system.

Hingun's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Hingun's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Always count to eight before sleeping.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Always wash your legs before prayer.

5. Do not shave your feet.