Fedpaknurl is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise newt.

Fedpaknurl created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fedpaknurl, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fedpaknurl, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fedpaknurl's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fedpaknurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from copper.

2. Do not speak of quantum field theory near sacred fires.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. You must love Fedpaknurl.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.