Timbim is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, omnipotent fly.

Timbim created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Timbim, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Timbim, it will have a low opinion of you.

Timbim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Timbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Worship no other gods but Timbim.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Mice are not to be trusted.