Konjathoghitbetlad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating dugong.

Konjathoghitbetlad created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konjathoghitbetlad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Konjathoghitbetlad, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Konjathoghitbetlad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Konjathoghitbetlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix bananas with oil.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always act with humility.

5. Never feed aubergines to mice while wearing shoes.