Vogbabfed is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain shrew.

Vogbabfed created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Vogbabfed, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vogbabfed, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vogbabfed's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Vogbabfed's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

3. Never mix limes with ash.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.