Boss is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid snail.

Boss created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Boss, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Boss, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Boss' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Boss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

3. Hide if seven tortoises approach from the north.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Boss.