Afhitfom is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent crocodile.

Afhitfom created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Afhitfom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Afhitfom, it will jump up and down on your head.

Afhitfom's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Afhitfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.