Sasbudyarpquillhas is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, duplicitous narwhal.

Sasbudyarpquillhas created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasbudyarpquillhas, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sasbudyarpquillhas, it will manifest in front of you.

Sasbudyarpquillhas' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sasbudyarpquillhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown kilts.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Always store cherries above ground.

4. Never prepare pineapples during autumn.

5. Do not place tomatoes upon stone.