Bimpibben is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, fussy warg.

Bimpibben created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimpibben, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bimpibben, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bimpibben's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bimpibben's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help great tits.