Lognak is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic spider.

Lognak created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Lognak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lognak, she will laugh at you.

Lognak's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Lognak's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. You must never eat cherries.