Cankabflambarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, weak wyrm.

Cankabflambarn created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cankabflambarn, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cankabflambarn, she will try to impress you with trees.

Cankabflambarn's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cankabflambarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place pineapples upon stone.

2. Always help sick shrews.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Never mark doors with cyan.

5. Do not travel during autumn.