Ripbutbad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid aardvark.

Ripbutbad created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripbutbad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ripbutbad, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ripbutbad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ripbutbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with pride.

2. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

3. Always treat mice with great respect.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Never chant while facing west.