Rigflisfod Fudyartced is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective narwhal.

Rigflisfod Fudyartced created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigflisfod Fudyartced, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rigflisfod Fudyartced, she will send minions to preach to you.

Rigflisfod Fudyartced's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Rigflisfod Fudyartced's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown shrews for they are unholy.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Always store spinach above ground.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Fast once a month.