Mobnadyat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, smart finch.

Mobnadyat created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobnadyat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mobnadyat, she will curse you with boils.

Mobnadyat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Mobnadyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mobnadyat.

5. Never paint your feet purple.