Bifjatton is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, happy mouse.

Bifjatton created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Bifjatton, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bifjatton, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bifjatton's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bifjatton's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Do not kill whales.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Bifjatton must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.