Rillstafkon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid turtle.

Rillstafkon created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillstafkon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rillstafkon, it will turn you into a mole.

Rillstafkon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Rillstafkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Rillstafkon on top of all buildings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not kill sheep.