Bunruttdim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful chicken.

Bunruttdim created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunruttdim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bunruttdim, it will turn you into a plant.

Bunruttdim's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bunruttdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bunruttdim's priests.

2. Never think about dark energy near sharks while wearing magenta skirts and balancing nine titanium spheres on your hands.

3. Do not take Bunruttdim's name in vain.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. You must pray to Bunruttdim four times a day.