Canlibgup is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless armadillo.

Canlibgup created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Canlibgup, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Canlibgup, he will destroy your home planet.

Canlibgup's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Canlibgup's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Canlibgup on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.