Dinfutbag Popsugcan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring beaver.

Dinfutbag Popsugcan created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Dinfutbag Popsugcan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dinfutbag Popsugcan, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dinfutbag Popsugcan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dinfutbag Popsugcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Never record names.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not shave your head.