Yikomtgilkip is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, clever chinchilla.

Yikomtgilkip created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Yikomtgilkip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yikomtgilkip, it will turn you into a puffin.

Yikomtgilkip's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Yikomtgilkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Worship no other gods but Yikomtgilkip.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Do not prepare oranges while wearing shorts.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.