Cissflambestsad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able fly.

Cissflambestsad created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissflambestsad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cissflambestsad, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cissflambestsad's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cissflambestsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in autumn.

2. Erect three tin sculptures of Cissflambestsad on top of important buildings.

3. Pray only in firelight.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.