Nelltabsabarmomin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful salamander.

Nelltabsabarmomin created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelltabsabarmomin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nelltabsabarmomin, it will turn you into a sheep.

Nelltabsabarmomin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nelltabsabarmomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in autumn.

2. Do not record secrets concerning planets.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.