Megdogsadwegxem is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, emotional dragon.

Megdogsadwegxem created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megdogsadwegxem, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Megdogsadwegxem, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Megdogsadwegxem's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Megdogsadwegxem's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Never jump in autumn.

5. Do not gather at wells at midnight.