Jambugnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow duck.

Jambugnutt created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jambugnutt, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jambugnutt, he will try to impress you with trees.

Jambugnutt's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Jambugnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Never think ill of sick nematodes.