Xucbitsab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, merciful goblin.

Xucbitsab created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Xucbitsab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xucbitsab, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Xucbitsab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Xucbitsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never touch oil while clean.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Always wear gray.