Jadfabhan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, conceited wolf.

Jadfabhan created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Jadfabhan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jadfabhan, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jadfabhan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jadfabhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow gulls to witness sacred rites.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Hide if five cats approach from the north.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.