Parktailripgof is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, clever hydra.

Parktailripgof created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Parktailripgof, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Parktailripgof, it will ignore you.

Parktailripgof's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Parktailripgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle silver while unclean.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never chant in holy places.