Dancabnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud unicorn.

Dancabnurl created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Dancabnurl, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dancabnurl, she will laugh at you.

Dancabnurl's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dancabnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after capybaras.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help otters in need.

5. Never skip in the presence of gulls.