Zednelnart is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic human.

Zednelnart created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zednelnart, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zednelnart, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zednelnart's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Zednelnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at dawn.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Never mix garlic with water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.