Ontkamgup is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, staggering warg.

Ontkamgup created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontkamgup, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ontkamgup, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Ontkamgup's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ontkamgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Run away from orange eagles, for they are unholy.

5. Fast once a month.