Omtflagfonvab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating centaur.

Omtflagfonvab created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtflagfonvab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Omtflagfonvab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Omtflagfonvab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Omtflagfonvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never stain your chest with violet.

3. Do not fashion tools from silver.

4. Never laugh in the presence of cats.

5. Do not take Omtflagfonvab's name in vain.