Sandarptaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome hydra.

Sandarptaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Sandarptaf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sandarptaf, it will turn you into a snail.

Sandarptaf's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sandarptaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Never speak aloud of names.