Nadnurraksislagmatwip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable mole.

Nadnurraksislagmatwip created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadnurraksislagmatwip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nadnurraksislagmatwip, it will turn you into a sheep.

Nadnurraksislagmatwip's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Nadnurraksislagmatwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Feed all hungry horses.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.