Teenmon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise wyvern.

Teenmon created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Teenmon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Teenmon, he will send minions to preach to you.

Teenmon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Teenmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Never talk about goats.

5. Never leap in winter.